Few actors make it look as easy as Ted Danson, whether he is playing Boston鈥檚 favourite bartender on Cheers or an afterlife master of ceremonies on the comedy The Good Place, now in its second season on NBC. He also occasionally turns up as a version of himself on HBO鈥檚 Curb Your Enthusiasm, back after a years-long hiatus.
Danson and wife Mary Steenburgen remain happily married, despite a scene in Curb鈥檚 season premi猫re this month that had his character announcing the couple had split.
Here鈥檚 how Danson drolly explained the fictional storyline: 鈥淭hat鈥檚 that [jerk] Larry David spreading his perverse sense of humour out into the world.鈥�
Danson offered this observation about his profession: 鈥淚f you want to be an actor, check your ego at the door 鈥� ironically, because we all seem totally egocentric and probably are. But the truth is, it鈥檚 such a bumpy ride.鈥�
One memorable bump occurred in 2010, when he was asked to perform in a one-act festival of plays at New York鈥檚 off-Broadway Atlantic Theater.
The play assigned to Danson was an 18-minute monologue delivered by a man 鈥渢rying to recollect something he can鈥檛 quite put his finger on,鈥� he said. 鈥淪o he starts describing his day and by the end he becomes more fearful and full of anxiety, and he goes home and realizes that in his basement is hell 鈥� literal hell. And he鈥檚 horrified. But by the time he gets up the next morning for breakfast, he鈥檚 forgotten. And each day he wakes up and has to go through the whole thing again.鈥�
For Danson, it became an experience of life imitating art.
My worst moment 鈥�
鈥淭he week before, I saw another actor performing in the festival go up on a line [forget a line] and had to ask for it 鈥� and instead of it being whispered from the wings, it came from the back of the theatre over a loudspeaker. And I thought: 鈥極h Lord, if this happens to me I better think of some casual way to ask for my line.鈥�
鈥淎nd I totally psyched myself out.
鈥淥n opening night I walked on stage, sat down and probably 12 seconds in I went totally blank. It was as if I stuck my finger into a light socket 鈥� my entire body zapped with adrenalin and electricity! And in that second I鈥檓 thinking: 鈥楧o I burst into tears? Do I run from the stage? My daughter is in the audience and she鈥檚 just looking at me! What is the audience thinking?鈥� I can鈥檛 believe this was all going through my mind in that one second.
鈥淪o I say to our stage manager, whose name was Darcy, I say: 鈥楧arcy! What happens next?鈥� thinking that was a clever way out of this. And poor Darcy had just sat down with her coffee in the light booth and hadn鈥檛 even opened her script yet because we were only 12 seconds in. And you could hear the panic on the other end as she flips through the script 鈥� but then she gives me the line that I just said! So I had to say: 鈥楢ctually, it鈥檚 the next line!鈥�
鈥淎ll that anxiety, it kind of fit the piece because this man is reliving hell, you know? And he鈥檚 panicked about what he鈥檚 about to discover. So half the audience thought it was part of the play; the other half realized I had gone up on my lines. Afterward my poor daughter had to walk me around the block for over a half an hour, drinking like a gallon of water, to get the adrenalin out of my system. I was just vibrating.鈥�
The next night 鈥�
鈥淢y sweet friend Neil Pepe, who runs the theatre company, said: 鈥榃hy don鈥檛 we go in early and we鈥檒l just practice?鈥� And every time I got to that line I froze. My entire body went into panic. He just drilled me over and over again for hour on that one section.
鈥淭hat night, when I got to that line, my body freaked out 鈥� but my mouth kept flapping! So I guess what I would say is, practise, practise, practise, practise 鈥� so that when the nerves do hit you, because sometimes they will, your mouth will keep flapping anyway.鈥�
The takeaway ...
鈥淚 have not done theatre since, that鈥檚 my takeaway!鈥�
