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Anny Scoones: That's not a bomb, it's just a load of baloney

Often, I run out of space or time to cover all the book suggestions (and activities that books provoke), so I am devoting this 颅column to catching up with two books, 颅beginning with 鈥 Feast: Recipes and Stories From a 颅Canadian Road Trip by Lindsay A
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Feast: Recipes and Stories From a Canadian Road Trip, by Lindsay Anderson and Dana Vanveller, is a collection of unique 颅Canadian recipes from coast to coast to coast, accompanied by little stories and descriptions from an array of people.

Often, I run out of space or time to cover all the book suggestions (and activities that books provoke), so I am devoting this 颅column to catching up with two books, 颅beginning with 鈥

Feast: Recipes and Stories From a 颅Canadian Road Trip by Lindsay Anderson and Dana Vanveller (2017, Penguin Random House). Although this is not a new book, it is a hot bestseller and constantly sells out at bookstores.

The book is simply a collection of unique Canadian recipes from coast to coast to coast, accompanied by little stories and descriptions not only from the authors, but from a vast array of Canadians, some just ordinary folks from the family farm or those who are in the food sector.

This book is 颅seriously Canadian 鈥 from the Maritimes鈥 Green Tomato Chow Chow, 鈥渢he unofficial land of chow chow,鈥 to the Yukon Sourdough Cinnamon Buns, which are apparently jumbo in size and baked daily by a fellow who 鈥渓ooks like Santa Claus dressed in biker gear.鈥

The biggest cinnamon buns I ever saw (and ate) were from a little weather beaten white stucco cafe in the tiny hamlet of Marathon on the Trans-sa国际传媒 Highway in northern Ontario. The owner, a very jovial woman (my recollection is of her large pink arms) told me that her best customer was her husband, who came every day to eat her blueberry pies. I believe her, as I saw nobody else on the two little dusty streets except the huge mosquitoes and an elderly, scruffy local tinkering with an engine in front of an abandoned Chinese takeout restaurant, its plastic signage shattered by a thrown rock.

The authors of this cookbook are a couple of fun-loving friends and, thus, this is the tone of the book. They even suggest roadtrip snacks, one of which is scones and cream with baked apple jam from a little shop in Newfoundland, or an old-style cheese from Quebec, which they pan-fried on their camp stove in a McDonald鈥檚 parking lot.

As with many of us, I have a Canadian food story. When I used to visit Mum and Dad in Fredericton, they would always send me back to the West Coast with food. Mum always made apple jelly, which had a 颅beautiful glistening coral colour from the old wild apples she gathered in the overgrown meadows of long neglected farmsteads in rural New Brunswick. On one trip, I mentioned to Dad that I LOVED baloney 鈥 I still do, I admit it. Well, Dad then remarked that 鈥渂ulk baloney is on sale at the Victory Meat Market 鈥 a lot cheaper than in Vancouver,鈥 so, Mum and I had to go down to 鈥渢he 颅Victory鈥 and buy the baloney just to keep the peace, and what a baloney. It was huge! It looked like a torpedo, something out of the war that had not exploded 鈥 something you might find on an English beach wedged in the sand from the past.

Mum and I hauled the missile home and Dad beamed at the money we saved.

I never take luggage, only a carry-on, and when I arrived at the Fredericton airport, I put my bag on the security belt. I had the baloney wrapped in tin foil, sitting snugly amongst my clothes.

When it went through the little dark 颅tunnel, a million alarms went off. Security was a new thing at that time and this was exciting for the young pudgy Fredericton fellow in an ill-fitting dark blue uniform who called for backup.

鈥淥pen the bag, ma鈥檃m,鈥 he said. I pulled out my great missile and meekly said: 鈥淢y father made me buy it.鈥 Meantime, his 颅partner was sniffing the jar of Mum鈥檚 apple jelly, which quite resembled nitroglycerin (used for making bombs, I think).

鈥淲e鈥檒l take this for testing,鈥 the backup said, as he placed it in a special plastic bag. They took my baloney, too, and I humbly staggered through to Gate 1 and sat on a beige plastic seat in the corner beside a counter full of lobster key chains for sale, humiliated as the other flyers stared at me in high 颅suspicion, as if I actually intended to blow up Air sa国际传媒 Jazz on the Fredericton tarmac with a big baloney.

I wonder if the authors of Feast tried vodka, gin or rye at Park Distillery in Banff.

Stories of Ice, Adventure, Commerce and Creativity on sa国际传媒鈥檚 Glaciers by Lynn Martel (2020, Rocky Mountain Books Ltd.) tells you absolutely everything about 颅glaciers, including how glacial water is used in commercial production. Meltwater from five Rockies glaciers is used by the Park Distillery.

The book tells you how glaciers are 颅measured, shift, increase, melt and decrease, how they are disturbed (to reach mining areas), used for tourist 颅endeavours, how they are climbed, photographed, traipsed across, protected, and how they are studied. Did you know that there鈥檚 an Ice Core Lab in Edmonton?

The lab holds more than 10,000 years of ice evidence on the plant, which 鈥渞epresents invaluable potential for researchers around the world to answer critical climate change questions.鈥

This book is topical, full of little 颅photographs, and highly readable, and, like food from across this vast country, tells us much about how we live and what we value.