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Rick Steves: Come for the mud bath, stay for the beer in Trebon

Until European travel becomes fully open to North Americans, here鈥檚 a reminder of the fun that awaits us in Europe. Submerged in a mucky peat brine, it occurs to me that this must be the strangest bath I have ever taken.
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Yellow lampposts brighten a street of medieval buildings with Baroque pastel facades in T艡ebo艌, Czech Republic. Rick Steves, Rick Steves聮 Europe

Until European travel becomes fully open to North Americans, here鈥檚 a reminder of the fun that awaits us in Europe.

Submerged in a mucky peat brine, it occurs to me that this must be the strangest bath I have ever taken.

I鈥檓 in the well-preserved Czech spa town of T艡ebo艌. I鈥檝e decided to supplement my intense time in touristy Prague by venturing south, deeper into the Czech countryside.

T艡ebo艌鈥檚 biosphere of artificial lakes dates back to the 14th century. Over the years, people have transformed what was a flooding marshland into a clever combination of lakes, oak-lined dikes, wild meadows, Baroque villages, peat bogs, and pine woods. Rather than unprofitable wet fields, they wanted ponds that swarmed with fish 鈥 and today T艡ebo艌 remains the fish-raising capital of the Czech Republic.

People come from near and far to soak in T艡ebo艌鈥檚 black, smelly peat sludge, thought to cure aching joints and spines. Envisioning the elegance of the baths I鈥檝e experienced in German spa towns, I decided to give it a whirl.

My masseuse points to my room and mimes undressing. She鈥檚 impatient, anxious to get started because the peat muck only flows at the top of the hour. I climb into the stainless-steel tub, she pulls a plug, and I quickly disappear under a rising sea of gurgling sawdust soup. My toes look cute poking out of the hot brown muck.

When we finish, I stand up in the tub and she showers off the sludge, then ushers me into the massage room, where she has me lie face down. It feels like a nurse鈥檚 office with a pile of dirty sheets stacked in the corner. She tells me I鈥檓 getting a 鈥渉and massage.鈥 That sounds redundant at best鈥inky at worst. Later I learn that鈥檚 literally what massages are called in Czech (ru膷n铆 mas谩啪).

Finished with my hand massage, I get dressed. Alone and still covered in greasy oil, I head out to meet my local friend, Honza, at dinner. When you come to T艡ebo艌, he says, 鈥淵ou have to try the fish.鈥 We order all the appetizers on the menu 鈥 a good trick when trying to sample another culture鈥檚 cuisine. There鈥檚 鈥渟oused鈥 (which must mean 鈥減ickled鈥) herring, fried loach, 鈥渟tuffed carp sailor fashion,鈥 cod liver, pike caviar, and something Honza translates as 鈥渇ried carp sperm.鈥 As we eat, I notice that the writing on my beer glass says, 鈥淏ohemia Regent anno 1379.鈥 It occurs to me that I鈥檓 consuming exactly what people have been eating here for 600 years: fried carp sperm from the nearby reservoir, washed down with the local brew.

Dinner comes with a lively band. They play everything from Bach and Smetana to Czech folk favourites and 1930s anti-fascism blues. The string bass player grooves like a white Satchmo, his long and forceful bow sliding in and out between diners. The bandleader plays a 100-year-old blackwood flute. During a break, I run my finger along its smooth mouthpiece 鈥 worn down like an ancient marble relic by countless nights of music-making. The flutist sports a big bushy mustache just like Emperor Franz Josef, who looks down at us from a yellowed poster.

Above the quartet is a high window. The heads of teenagers bob into sight 鈥 they鈥檙e straining on tiptoes and craning to look in. Each time a song ends, glass mugs of golden beer rattle on rough wood tables as the roaring crowd claps and cheers for more. As the night wears on, there are fewer tourists snapping photos and more locals singing along as the quartet sways together like seaweed in a nostalgic musical tide.

I compliment Honza on the beer. He says, 鈥淭hese days, many Poles and Hungarians are going west to France and Germany to get jobs. But not the Czechs. We can鈥檛 find good enough beer anywhere but here. Our love of Czech beer keeps us from going abroad for better jobs.鈥

Back in my hotel, I climb to my attic room 鈥 careful not to bean myself on a thick medieval timber. I lean out my tiny dormer window, the sound of the boisterous bar small in the distance. The new, sturdy roof tiles around me are slick and gleaming with a light rain. The street, wet and shiny, is as clean as a model railroad town. Cars, while not expensive, are new and parked as tidy as can be. The lampposts seem to be intentionally cheery, decorating the line of pastel facades arcing into the distance. They seem to proclaim that Czech society is on track for a bright future.

鈥 This article was adapted from Rick鈥檚 new book, For the Love of Europe.

Rick Steves () writes European guidebooks, hosts travel shows on public TV and radio, and organizes European tours. You can email Rick at [email protected] and follow his blog on Facebook.