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"All right, I鈥檓 ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille."

Before workout.
Before workout.
Wake up, get out of bed, go in shower, shave legs, wash hair, towel off, dry hair, straighten hair, ponytail hair, trim bangs with sideburns clipper, cream, wipe excess moisturiser on visible tattoos, smudgy black eyeliner, mascara wand pointillism, waterproof extra black lashes, squish face up, squish face up, squish face up, appropriately messy.听
Brow gel, lip stain, foundation for cheeks and random zits, body suit contortion session, stretchy Capri pants, shirt鈥hat shirt?听 Try on Hello Kitty, no, try on Cobra Kai, no, try on Fangtasia, no, try on 鈥oley moley鈥his fits!?!?!?!?!??听 Good, raise social consciousness & a MAC plug.听 Done.听 Obligatory stretch the t-shirt interpretive dance, socks, sneakers, breakfast, nausea, butterflies, hoodie.听 Don鈥檛 throw up all over yourself.听 Ride.听 .
I remember this anxiousness鈥utterflies and that I may barf all over myself at any given minute, no wait, I can keep it together feeling.听 The last time I felt this way was at the in-gate of a horse show.听 So why do I feel such nerves today?听 Well, because it鈥檚 ninja time and there will be a photog from the sa国际传媒 there to document my session 鈥 I hope he wears skinny jeans, a tuque, and a granddad sweater and takes my picture with a Holga..oh, the light leaks!听 Maybe if I鈥檓 lucky he鈥檒l post my picture on his Instagram.听 If only I weighed an Instagram.
That鈥檚 why I鈥檓 here...on the elliptical, sweating.听 Enter , lemme just flick up that tension.听
鈥淵ou鈥檙e going to hate me today.鈥
听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淯h-huh.鈥
And gone.
He comes back a few minutes later.
听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淵ou鈥檙e going to hate me today.鈥
听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淵ou said that.鈥
听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淵es, but you didn鈥檛 really react.鈥
So here鈥檚 the deal鈥 don鈥檛 hate him, I hate stairs.听 And apparently, I鈥檓 running them, and then I鈥檓 doing squats with weights up over my head, and then I rest for 30 seconds鈥nd then I do it again鈥4 more times.听 I don鈥檛 love much about this exercise because it鈥檚 really hard, but what I do love is that I鈥檓 getting 鈥榚r done, and I鈥檓 improving.听 The more difficult it is, the better it is for me - that鈥檚 the sort of attitude I adopt in order to get through all this.听
Photographer?听 Where is the photographer?听 Oh wait, he鈥檚 here鈥nd I have unintentional sweaty separated Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice bangs, but my smoky eyes have not budged鈥hey are still rock solid.听 Ha!听 I can鈥檛 believe even questioned the longevity of my .听 Make-up artist vs. personal trainer.听 Suzie for the win!听 听听听听
What is a little girl to do?
And now we鈥檙e what?听 Or, I should rephrase that, and now I鈥檓 doing what exactly?听 Then hold on to the railing and do the gorilla-stance-20-pound-dumbbell-lifting-with-your-elbows-in things, awesome, and then something with a ladder (Fire drills?听 Search & rescue?听 Painting?)...oh, a Jacob鈥檚 ladder...I have no idea what that means.听 And now I do.听 And I firmly believe that it鈥檚 against the rules of the Crystal Pool.听 It clearly states on a little sign on the wall:听 NO SKIPPING IN HALLWAYS.听 In-in-out-out is a kind of skipping, no?听 Or is it more hopscotch?听 Whatever it was, I wasn鈥檛 so bad at it.听 Yay.听 And then push-ups. 听Click, CLICK, click.听 FYI鈥t wasn鈥檛 a Holga...and he wasn't in a cardigan, much to my disappointment.听

Now on to boxing.听 Yayayayyayayaya!听 Amazeballs!听 I love boxing...my arms turn to jelly and my body takes a beating (not literally) after a while, but it feels really great to punch things.听 As my friend Jen would say, "Punching things is rad."听 Insert obvious allusion to pent up aggression and/or frustration here.听 But, who cares?听 It'll look cool in photos...and that's what's important, right Jonathan?
"A successful workout is what I'm focused on.听 Don't worry, you'll get good shots."
The man NEVER loses focus. 听

So boxing commences on the heavy bag...and then we go on to some hand to hand shots on the mitts.听 This feels amazing.听 Muscles that I didn't even know I had are being worked.听 Then I learn "hooking."听 No, wait, that doesn't sound so good.听 Then I lean how to do "hooks."听 Wow.听 Sweat is running down my face and getting sniffed up into my nose and I can't adjust my shirt because of the giant gloves on my hands...but I don't care.听 The photographer is on the ground and the shutter clicks over and over and over.听 At this point, I don't even care what I look like...my job is to hit things.听 I'm afraid that I am going to look super intense, but I guess that's the point.听 This is hard work, and even at my weight, I'm gettin' 'er done!听 And, I can't stress this enough...if I can do this, so can you.
After workout.

Then it's over.听听

We review a few piccies on the camera briefly...I hop on a machine (elliptical|) to cool down.听 The photog talks to Jonathan for a bit, and it's out of our hands.听 Hope I look okay in the photographs, and I don't come off as a total idiot in the article. 听

, sensei, you were right.听 It wasn't about putting on a show, it was about being real, working hard, and showing everyone that it's not going to be easy, and that's okay.听 If you stay focused and work hard, you'll reach your goal eventually.